- My wife has a clutter problem, she is a pack rat and I can't stand it
- I'm East Coast, he's West Coast
- My wife left me for a woman or my husband left me for a man
- We wanted to enter a contest for a trip to Mexico and had to be married. Now we are back
- When the kids left, I decided to leave also
- I found emails to/from his/her lover
- My wife got fat
- My husband called me fat
- When I walk past my husband, he flattens himself against the wall until I pass and tells me I have cooties
- We only have hall sex now - when we pass in the hall, we say F-you to each other
- I thought marriage meant wedding. After the wedding, I didn't realize that marriage was really what it was all about
- We had our first child who I totally adore. But I can't stand not being number one anymore.
